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gq:

Sh*t New Yorkers Say

If you live here, you know how amazingly, eerily perfect this is. I said about 90 percent of these things on my way to work this morning. And bonus points for the faked enthusiasm for a gift of crappy Magnolia Bakery’s crappy cupcakes.

It should be changed to Shit Hipster New Yorkers Say. Lolol.

“Stuff bougie New Yorkers who really aren’t from New York cuz they moved here from the burbs when they were 23 say.” - my friend Jackie, who is totes correct LOL

& honestly, they’re from a Long Island suburb and moved to the city…uhmmm, yeah. let’s be mindful of that. if you didn’t grow up on 50 cent sodas, didn’t feel the economic let down and didn’t depend a bus/train to get around, you can’t call yourself a new yorker. 

i just think it’s funny with the tourist part and the part where they say “i love it here!” and then “ugh i hate it here!”

but wtf is wrong with Queens?!!? This shouldn’t be “shit new yorkers say” they should change it to shit manhattan residents say.. all my coworkers from the show were shocked when they heard i lived in queens. “omg queens?! ive never been there! except the beer garden in astoria. do you live near there?” ..extra funny points to them mentioning beer garden